GWAR

The story of GWARis carved across the history of this hopeless planet, but GWARthemselves arenot of this world...Their story begins far past Uranus, in the deepest reaches of space, where thebeings known as GWAR were warriors in the Scumdogs of the Universe, an elite fighting force in thearmy of the Master of All Reality. But GWAR proved too reckless and powerful, and after a series oftragic but hilarious blunders, they were banished to the furthest reaches of the galaxy, with orders toconquer an insignificant backwater prehistoric mudball known as the planet Earth. Oncehere, GWAR, the original Ancient Aliens, shaped the face of the globe, wiping out the dinosaurs, andmating with apes to create the human race. Having accidentally given rise to all human history, theMaster of All Reality froze them in Antarctic ice where they could do no more harm. It was there theywere discovered by a shady entrepreneur known as Sleazy P Martini, who sat the band down infront of professional wrestling, late-night horror movies, heavy metal music, and a steady diet ofcrack cocaine until GWAR became the cultural force they are today!